Unconditional Lifetime Warranty

Zayin Tactical's UNCONDITIONAL Lifetime Warranty:

 * Squished from being run over by a Stryker MGS? No problem.

 * Teeth marks from a grizzly? Don't sweat it.

 * Threads damaged by an overzealous brother-in-law trying to prove himself? No worries.

 * Accidentally microwaved it instead of your burrito? We're gonna laugh at you, but you're covered.

    (Do any of these a second time and your picture goes up on the Wall of Shame.)

 Seriously, though- if you can ship it back to us and we can tell it's ours, we'll replace it for free!